My favourite euphemism for TP is “poo tickets”.
Assorted sea creatures, boats, flowers, leaves, clouds - even cute little Labrador puppies.
I mean, it’s not like my starfish wants another starfish staring back at it, and frankly, wiping my bum with a puppy just makes me feel like a jerk (especially when the dog has its tongue out).
So riddle me this, creatures of the Tumblverse: why does toilet paper come with designs printed on it?
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